The Global Situation on Illegal Immigration

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labor. If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you will be jailed. If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never be heard from again. If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you will be branded a spy, and your fate will be sealed. If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown into political prison to rot. If you cross the US border illegally, you get:

1 – a job

2 – a driver’s license

3 -social security card

4 – welfare

5 – food stamps

6 – credit cards

7 – subsidized rent or loan to buy a house

8 – free education

9 – free healthcare

10 – a lobbyist in Washington

11 – billions of dollars of documents printed in your native language

12 – and the right to carry your flag as you protest you don’t get enough respect while here illegally in the US

I just wanted to make sure I had a firm grasp on the situation.


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